Erwax

his head is a crystal ball. you can see the future in it...but only through stupid ms paint doodles. also he's a flirt who thinks he is incredibly attractive and is generally just a piece of crap to people

he determines what aspect of your future he'll show you (aka can choose whether he shows you your future love life, or death, or the next time you'll use the bathroom)

his name is erwax cause everyone misunderstood his mom when asking her what she wanted to name him - she was trying to say she couldn't hear because of a build up of earwax