Swyke's Links
SOMEONE COME GRAB THEIR DOG?? ||
SWYKE SAYS WHY
Grrrrrrrrrrr ||
Youre so suspicious ||
At my house every day loitering ||
Bringing Mail from snaky? ||
Bad bad vibes ||
GRRRRRRRRR >:( ||
|| You and Yufi have always been a freak show and I don't really care about your relationship status, fact still stands!|| You're dead I feel like I shouldn't be obligated to make deliveries to someone who died like a hundred years ago .............||
|| Just bring me my stupid starbies check || You're just jealous cause I'm *forever young* || Swyke's cool magic trick! Dying of old age. ||
|| What the fuck is your problem?? || I'm Literally Just Delivering The Mail ||
|| God you wish you were me || I'm you but Gayer and Cuter || I'll throw down anytime Mail man! || Coward!!! ||
|| Absolute Helle Goat || You're always buying such weird shit, Timecat really just lets you go wild with that credit card huh? || ...you're kinda scary....Timecat is all talk but I think you might actually freakin get me ||
||Talk a lot of shit for being The Mail Man!! || Don't be fuckin rude to my gf she'll kick your ass...Well..actually probably not...but I sure will!! || Oh and mind your own business faerie BOY ||
DEMOTED? WHEN WAS...WHEN WAS I PROMOTED?
YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED AND YOUR NEW TITLE IS FUCKBOY: CLOWN OF BORIVILLE
I love you so much....as far as I can think back my hearts always belonged to you || I know I work a lot, and I get so caught up in it and I'm sorry || I wanna sleep in with you and lay in bed and watch anime, gossip about this unhinged town lol || I want my time to belong to you because that's when I'm at my happiest || maybe we can start a family... ||
were literally the retired main characters and honestly (*looks outside, the world is on fire*) i think its better this way . everything is daijoubu when i am with you :3