Monster

he/him

Monster is a type of kitchen utensil. Often he prefers names than other kinds. Secretly, he can be identified as a USS Seawolf (SSN-575). His mouth is located on the leftmost side of his face and splits open that eye. Apparently, it is common to perceive one’s own mind as some sort of joke, if it applies to him. Maybe one day it will become possible to fully dissect his body. The red branches which connect floating pieces to his body are squishy and vein like and contain a pinkish liquid with extremely low viscosity. He cannot speak English but is knowledgable in your native tongue. Oh, his favorite school subject is “math”.

His right eye (red) does not function, meaning he counts for the only 1 eye rule.