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Aiden Wagner
☄️ WOLPERTINGER ☄️
like a bullet through a flock of doves
to wage this war against your faith in me
♫♫♫
GENDER: Cis Male (He/Him)
SEXUALITY: Bi
AGE: 23
BIRTHDAY: 2 September
HEIGHT: 6'00''
PLACE OF BIRTH: Ashbrook, Earth
OCCUPATION: "Odd Jobs"
Wagner is one of my secondary fursonas. I like to think of him as the id to Sprout's superego and Callie's ego.
Wagner is rude, snappy, and terrible at making decisions. He often gets himself into dangerous situations that he doesn't know how to get out of, and therefore doesn't try to get out of. He falls in love with people very easily, and truly hates it because he thinks love is stupid. He lives in Ashbrook on Earth, in Sprout's flat alongside Callie. He definitely doesn't pay rent.
Wagner had wings, but lost them at a young age. He is resistant to magic.
SPROUT: Wagner is very much into Sprout, and would literally rather die than tell her. She's beaten up multiple people who were trying to get at him for debt reasons, and that just does things to a guys heart, okay?
CALLIE: Wagner thinks Callie is the biggest buzzkill he's ever met and eagerly hopes for the day that she moves out. Not only would he have an actual bed to sleep in, but also he wouldn't have someone telling him "drugs are bad" and "you should stop committing crimes" all the time.
