Peepaw

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TEMP BIO: ONCE A WAR VETERAN, POSSIBLY A HUSBAND AND FATHER, I KINDLY INTRODUCE YOU TO PEEPAW! An old homeless cat known to be quite troublesome around town, he likes to jump in front of moving cars and lets you off the hook by having you take him to go eat. That’s how dinners served baby!

If you give him the time of day, he won’t stop engaging in conversation with you. Will attempt to follow after you and continue on with his tales and stories from war if you even try to walk away. While peepaw is stinky, a handful, stupid and old, hes incredibly lonely. He’s not harmful, but would you take any chances to be alone with this man