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WE'RE STRONGER THAN EVER, WHORE!!! AAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAH-- (WHEEZE) Oh, jesus.
NATURAL DISASTER SIBLINGS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN, BITCH!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Júlia does whatever he wants, so yeah.
... Does Júlia still write f⛈️ck and sh⛈️t in pretty cursive?
...?
Jú!!! I can't believe you're really back... I'm so so so proud of you... please be safe and come home, so I can hug you lots and lots, okay?
You're really nicer to hang out with than I thought.
..It's real nice to get to know ya, Júlia. Yer real fuckin' awesome.
I can't believe... I have to say I miss you. You could make me laugh more times, now.
Atleast I got ya to laugh one time before I kicked the bucket.
Don't worry, dude. I couldn't ever blame you for taking a break— Just take care, okay? Ass kicking and jokes won't go anywhere without you. Once you're back, we're going to have the coolest get together the whole world has ever seen! Everyone is going to be soooo jealous, HAHAHAHA!! I miss you a lot, Lani!
I'll come back as soon as I can, Jú. Sorry, I know it's been a whole year since you've been home and now I'm leaving for a bit. I miss you, a /lot/ a lot, and I miss your hugs and your jokes and kicking the shit out of W Corp bastards with you. I'll call when I can... can we have a get together when I'm back?
...Eh. Sorry, I can't do any freelance work outside Walley's due to my contract. Maybe you should put this energy somewhere else.
I missed ya, Júlia! Now, could you tell me where you got those awesome fucking earrings?!
Ughhhhh... Why THE FUCK would you even hide an egg around here? Just go pick that shit up right now.
GOODNIGHT!
I. Man, I'm really not being paid enough for this shit.
Whatever could make you look so haggard, my friend? Is it the many years you have no doubt spent painting signs? Do not let that sadden you, as you are an artist, and a sign promising a buy one get one free deal when you purchase a pound of envy apples is your art! As they say, you must turn that frown upside down, lest you become your own personal Sisyphus, doomed to eternally roll your boulder up a hill!
Slouched posture. Deep eyebags, indicative of some sort of underlying stressor, like a matter of the psyque or poor living conditions. Maybe genetical. You're quite a cheery one, aren't you?
Did you lose anything in my face? The fuck do you want, weirdo?
. . . [ stareeeeeeeee.. ]
Knew you could get the picture thing to happen. Can I make you some pão de queijo sometime? Just to celebrate.
stooooorm!! next time i'm coming back home we have to go out for some cool drinks. like those with tiny umbrellas or that are in a toy bathtub? anyway, i'm paying.
Of. Course. 😃 I'd love to pack... these eggs... 😃 for you. 😃 But listen up here, if you creak them and make a huge mess on the floor... 😃 I might commit acts of violence. 😃
C-C-Can I... oh god, oh god, I'm s-so sorry...! P-P-Please I-I just... C-Can you p-please double b-bag my eggs...? Uuuuuu... p-please, I-I just bought these shoes, I-I-I don't want a r-repeat of "The I-Incident"... Uuuuhuuu... uheeem... heem... P-PPleeeeeaaaaase.........!
No. Getting a raise would cheer me up, if anything.
You look grumpy... would a cupcake cheer you up...?