Simon Altham

-lowkey a bastard

-runs a radio show where he talks about "everything and nothing"

-also kills people. that's a thing that he does. he's a contract killer

-voice sounds like it's coming from a radio from the early 1900s (think Alastor from HH)

-has boundless energy

-speaks very old-timey ("my dear" in referral to everyone, "picture show" instead of "tv", describes everything in increasingly verbose ways, etc.)

-vaguely hints that he might be immortal/soulless but will never say it outright

-has no qualms with unnecessary violence and, in fact, encourages it