Link

Base value - $15

"Can't you see? It's about the journey, not the destination!"

The Sun, the Moon, the Stars; They are a link between them. Touching the lucky rabbit can transport you virtually anywhere, even to the realm of the deities or to another multiverse, if you're (un)lucky.

Link is a demideity themself, but he can't activate his powers unless in physical contact with a mortal. Other people or deities can tag along too, so long as at least one mortal is touching Link. Link doesn't make it easy though, and is very hard to catch.

He also can't choose the destination of his teleports. The mortal touching them decides by focusing on a location in their mind. Trouble might occur if multiple people are touching Link, resulting in the destination being random, a midpoint between all the people's different desired locations, or just the location the person with the strongest willpower wanted.

Link is always anxious because of the fear of people grabbing him and teleporting him to who-knows-where. They are especially terrified of being teleported somewhere where they will be stuck (like a sun where the mortal holding Link dies and Link is just trapped in space). He can die, but comes back to life within a few hours to years.