Velour [$10]

Velour wasn't real.
Velour was created for the amusement of the Red Queen, and was easy to behead since her programming allowed for a quick fix and reattachment.
She tried to run once, and the Queen saw to it her legs were downgraded. For her own safety, of course, running could mean falling after all.
Velour was an object, she wasn't supposed to feel anything.

Until she did.