PSL

She sparkles.
The Princess is educated in the arts of fencing and nuclear physics.
She's a superstar in cricket. She doesn't know the rules but she like hitting things with other things.
She has many friends and she gets along with them swimmingly; once they bow down to her and offer their first born.
She's not one to brag, but she's been to space. Twice.
**Is not a Pumpkin Spice Latte, I don't think.

She was once the one true Princess of Candy Land (she'll fight Princess Lolly any day-- AND WIN)
She was exiled when everyone realised how beautiful she was. They were obviously intimidated by her good looks. Now she roams the world to find a kingdom to become the rightful princess of. It is her mission and quest, and she will not fail.
Her next target is a city in Florida because she heard it was named after her.

Oh and she's dating Jason Derulo.