Stretchy

Total asshole

Started out as a 2edgy4me character that was made after listening to too much Oingo Boingo, but has developed into a scardy cat that puts up a scary front so people don't know how much he hurts inside. He's not one of those "shy but will fight to protect loved ones" sort of clichés that seem to flood certain sites as he will watch his friends be attacked as their anguish sustains him.

Sort of backstory time: (most of this is unknown to him)

His species occupy most of the universe and children are raised one per planet. Parents hire 'nannies' to watch over the children as the parents couldn't possible visit and keep their children from trouble all the time. The nannies basically raise the children and teach them all about their family and what not. When the child is old enough they go through coming of age rituals on their parents planet but don't stay too long as they are extremely territorial and when young will fit their own siblings for seemingly no purpose. The nannies tend to die after the last ritual because their life expectancy is much shorter.

Stretchy(and his siblings) on the other hand was the offspring of love, as the mother and father were to be married off to different people to form new powerful family ties. The love between the two was found out and the eggs scattered into space as a last hope, so the eggs wouldn’t be killed. Life went on and the two were married off and kept from each other, little did they know that a handful of the eggs found their ways to planets and hatched. The eggs weren’t given nannies to look after them and were left to the elements and the inhabitants.

And then the story begins.

 My Favorite "The Signs As"

-The signs visit an Aquarium: will you give me five bucks if i swallow a live fish

The Signs As Aliens
Aries: Strong, fierce aliens with skin in various shades of red. They live on a desert planet in large adobe castles with their extended family clan. Known to be very protective, these aliens often battle other clans who threaten the safety of their families and are skilled warriors. However, they are very generous and family oriented during times of peace

Favorite Quotes:

(17:22:01) Khamsin: stretchy is an adorable demon baby

What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed

runs around dumping buckets of water on random people

Starts a fight then apologies after 5 minutes

Would hit a stranger if they could get away with it

Has firm beliefs and is willing to share them with whomever asks

I’ve got my keys, got my chapstick, and I’ve got my knife in case I need to kill anybody.

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you