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- Obnoxious Hawaiian shirts
- Eggs (They will kill you for a hard-boiled egg)
- Anything that glows (Lava lamps, neon signs, glowsticks, etc.)
- Dark humor
- Pissing people off
- Less-than-legal activities (Just like petty crimes they can easily get away with, mainly vandalism)
- Anything fishnet (It's their favorite material)
- Formaldehyde (Their favorite chemical, followed by chloroform and solanine)
- Chemistry
- Anything poisonous/venomous/generally toxic (They find it fascinating)
- Skeletons (They may have a slight obsession with them)
- Cemeteries, crypts, morgues, catacombs, etc.
- Taxidermy (Easily their favorite part of the job; I kinda headcanon that the body prep in an anthro world is basically just taxidermy, so,,)
- Porcelain dolls
- Decorating everything and anything
- CRT televisions/monitors
- Anything glittery
- Literally anything macabre
- Chaos in any form (Whether they cause or witness it)
- Stickers
- Wearing pants
- Sensitive people
- Formal situations
- Horror movies (Specifically slashers; they can't stand how unrealistic they can be)
- Showing their sensitive side
- Dull colors
- Doing nothing
- Authority figures (Especially police officers)
- Children
- Security cameras (Well, they have a love-hate relationship with them)
- Forgetting things
- Anything bland/undecorated
- Crying (Their least favorite sound/activity)
- Being left alone
- Getting anxious/paranoid
- Feeling inadequate
- Vegetables (They are strictly carnivorous, thanks)
- Being seen as dangerous/a threat simply because they're a carnivore (Though they love to joke around to fit the narrative)
- Going hungry (They gotta eat y'know,,)
- Their main attire consists of a Hawaiian shirt (Either in green or black) and sometimes a fishnet something or other underneath. They also often wear sunglasses on their head (Never actually on their eyes)
- They literally do not know what pants are, and they refuse to wear them; they're basically always naked from the waist down, aside from maybe stockings sometimes. Shorts are on VERY thin ice.
- Due to their general distaste for sensitivity, crying, and formal situations, one may question how they manage a job as a funeral director. Long story short, their acting is impeccable.
- They are technically not LEGALLY allowed to be a forensic pathologist, hence why it's sort of a secret side gig of theirs. But hey, they took an online course on it, they're practically an expert.
- They have a lowered sensitivity to toxic substances. They think it's because they're just a dumbass who exposed themselves to so many that they got an immunity, but they have yet to know for sure.
- Their favorite threat is telling someone that they will eat their bones. And they are NOT afraid to do just that.
- While they hate the general stigma around carnivores, they can't deny that they love playing into it for a bit of humor. They make it very clear that they can and will bite.
- They are singlehandedly keeping CRT televisions and monitors alive, according to them.
- They know funeral parlors are typically not places that people like to be. Thus, they've taken the liberty of intensely decorating theirs. It resembles a tropical cabana of sorts moreso than what it's supposed to.
- They collect porcelain dolls and fake skeletons. They absolutely love displaying them in funny poses/outfits in the parlor, and change them every few days.
- They constantly utilize the power of sticky notes. They always have a huge pad of neon ones and write themselves reminders so as not to forget things.
- Their favorite smell is that of formaldehyde. Though the smell of sulfur is a close second, much to many people's disgust.
- They are shockingly aware of their mortality; however, they just don't care. It doesn't stop them from doing dumb things.
- They sometimes mess around with chemicals when they're bored, just to see what they can come up with. They've created some pretty unique concoctions, many of which they like to use to this day.
- They put glittery stickers on literally everything and anything. No one and no thing is safe.
- While they tend to be a little shit, they don't typically have malicious intent. It's all for fun and games with them.
- Due to their mannerisms, they often find themselves being beaten up. They don't really care much, though.
- They have an interesting temper. They can get annoyed pretty easily, but instead of yelling or going off, they tend to respond with dumb jokes and statements. However, if they hit their breaking point, they sort of shut down emotionally and stop responding to anything.
- They love fancy drinks, especially ones with little umbrellas? Beautiful.
- They have been known to spike their drinks with snake venom. Where they collect said venom isn't clear, but they do in fact have it. Sometimes they even just drink the venom straight.
- Their favorite beverage is eggnog. They make their own dairy-free version (due to their lactose intolerance) and it's incredible.
- They love to tell crazy stories about how they burnt their tail. However, the real story is that they were dared to sit on a lit gas stove as a kid and set their tail on fire trying to get up there.
- While they're kind of a crazy idiot with very little empathy, they're not incapable of love and sensitivity. They have some interest in finding a partner just as chaotic as them, but it hasn't happened yet.
- They are totally mesmerized by lava lamps. They can watch one for hours on end.
- While they dislike children, they don't go out of their way to torment them like they would with others they dislike. They know that'd just get them crying, which would be even worse in their opinion.
- More later?
Tox is a genius disguised as a chaotic idiot. At first, they may come off as being very intimidating. They can seem cold and apathetic, if not a bit aggressive, to strangers. However, they really are anything but, a fact which is evident once one speaks with them. They are incredibly playful, humorous, energetic, and entertaining to be around. They basically take nothing seriously, and are up to make a joke literally whenever they feel like it. They are very optimistic, and know how to bring the good side into literally anything, no matter how dark or grotesque. They're very spontaneous and laid-back, going with the flow of basically any thought that jumps into their head. They love themes of relaxation, especially tropical ones, and like making the world their own personal beach, in a sense. They're heavily nihilistic, seeing life as one big game if anything. However, this sense of meaninglessness gives them a sense of freedom and a desire to just have some fun. Thus, they're a free and wild spirit, one who isn't afraid to try anything once. Or twice. Or many times. Despite their thrill-seeking and daring idiocy, however, they're actually incredibly smart. They understand very complex concepts and love experimenting with them.
Unfortunately, they really don't show this. At all. They have basically no filter on their thoughts, and will say whatever pops into their head. Alongside this, they're quite scatterbrained. They forget things very easily, to say the least. They can also be a huge bastard, to put it lightly. They don't really have a good grasp on empathy or integrity, and it shows very often. They do things somewhat recklessly and stubbornly, and have a blatant disregard for authority. If someone tells them not to do something, they'll often do it anyways and make it twice as bad. What they lack in understanding, though, they make up for in their own feelings. They have massive fears of abandonement and being left/forgotten. They can get paranoid over these thoughts easily, and can get super anxious because of it. However, they tend not to show this off, as they feel even less comfortable sharing the feelings than they do having them. Regardless, they still try to have fun and make life worthwhile!
Tox is a mortician, first and foremost. They own and manage a funeral parlor by the name of "Oblivion's Cabana," and are pretty well-known for their job. However, they also have a secret double-life. They are a private forensic pathologist, and often perform autopsies on the side. These are typically utilized by the criminal underworld to determine causes of death in members of their syndicates. However, they are also often consulted as a sort of "second opinion" for falsely accused criminals. While their identity remains anonymous due to a threat of law enforcement coming after them for not being legitimate, they have been able to rewrite many framings with their findings. Besides, any opportunity for them to screw over the law system is one they'll happily take.
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