Morgenstern

Eberfluh

Classic New England background, born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts. Moved to Nassau, Long Island at 12
Prep
commutes to Manhattan everyday through Metro North
Lives in an affluent island town located in Long Island Sound south of the Bronx

interest

Loves: Low tax, Earl Grey tea, Cooking, economy and obituary section of the newspaper, driving, working
Hates: Democrats, George W Bush, pigeons, children, immigrants, neighbors, New York drivers, interruption in Sunday
soulmate: his boat
elitist
drinks frequently, smokes cigar
cat person
100% conservative
Either Fox news (of course he chose a right leaning channel duh) or ESPN
Red Sox
The home depot (to buy stuff for his boat)
Sport activity of choice: tennis, sailling, golf
Checking emails and going through reports

Other

Boomer
Fluent in the open outcry merc hand signal (he was a veteran floor trader in those infamous NYMEX trading pits)
Jokingly credited his choral skill for his success in the pits
Huge ego
lives in the suburb
homeowner association
strict old fart
carries a gun underneath his smoking jacket when he goes out to check the mail every Saturday morning
At least 1 party each week hosted by his business associates somewhere in Manhattan that he has to attend just for the sake of paying respect.
Amex Centurion Card
Spends his weekend either in the country club or the marina (yacht club membership)
Has an old white cat he adopted solely to kill pigeons in the neighborhood
Narcissistic megalomania
Sadist.
a decent degree of hypermetropia, he could still read without his glasses albeit uncomfortably
Cannot settle down, gets a new girlfriend every month
wears gardenia boutonnières
Can sing very well, was a member of the school choir
Weapon of choice: his walking cane to hit them peasants (doubles as a flaming sword)
can shapeshift into animals
Receding hairline
Ultimate fear: Chihuahuas