Nerdy kid Kurt gets ditched by his date at homecoming and accidentally dies in the situation that ensues (a tree branch falls on his head really hard!). Upon his arrival in Hell, Satan remarks how he's just doing accounting at the moment, and points out Kurt's insane amount of Afterlife Coupons. (Afterlife Coupons are basically like college scolarships for when you die) He had so many oppurtunities that it became overwhelming, and he decided on something simple in the middle of Satan reading them out loud. He wanted to be a HOT VAMPIRE to get back at his ex (date to hoco). Even satan sighed at the answer.. but alas, that is what he wanted- and so it was done. One teeny tiny side affect, though- He realized he wasn't straight the whole time. So much for pickin up chicks to get back at an ex! blegh