Krasus

he used to be a wolf character but has improved :^) he's a wizard on house arrest in a peasant town. he sleeps all day and doesn't do shit. got caught eating the hearts of wizards (hello dier 2.0) to gain more magic. his defense was that he didn't actually kill anyone he just happened to be around when they died. or just didn't help them not die. council of important wizards still chastised him for it but picked basically house arrest over skinning him. usually looks like he's starving and hasn't eaten in weeks b/c he can't be assed to get up to eat or get up to work in order to have money to eat. his bird is only called Bird and hates him. has a real name but only kras knows it. Bird likes anyone that doesn't like krasus and is nice to him instead. Bird is a demon trapped inside a worthless and useless bird body. krasus was supposed 2 help him fix this but now all he does is sleep all day and doesn't do jackshit. kras is actually a talented wizard but refuses to sell magic to illiterate, dumbfuck peasants b/c he thinks its beneath his abilities

the magpies that live outside my house in alaska are the kind of magpie that Bird is. they're really fucking annoying and scream all day. esepcially when they can see my cats sitting next to the patio screen door