Kane

Kane is a fairly standard college student working to pay off his loans and pass his classes. He's getting a degree in forestry because "he likes wood," but he would be so much happier in a trade school. Really, the only reason he's here is because his fathers both think it's the best way to secure his future and he wants to make them proud-- they worked so hard to help get him here. He peaked in highschool: Kane was the kid who was popular for saying funny shit without trying, and people thought he was cool, but really he was just kind of dumb. Now he just runs an etsy posing as an old lady to sell his hand-carved wooden toys, copies other people's homework, and messes around with his friends.