Tibbles

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3 years, 10 months ago
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phixiei
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Local cat accountant can't catch a break!

Nya, you need to file for bankruptcy.

About

Your (almost) typical accountant , Tiberius is powered by caffeine, spite and possibly various deals with creatures of the underworld to stave off sleep just a little longer.

He can't be taken seriously to save his life, he's just assumed to be a stereotypical airheaded cat boy. He's not but nobody cares and just treats him like one anyways. He's tried not taking care of his appearance and keeping grooming to a minimum but all that does is make strangers ask him if he'd come over to their place to let them brush out his tail.

He's being pursued by a modeling agent named Donny who has near rabidly tried to recruit him since they met in college. He struggles to understand why he's still being bothered by the sleazy bastard but he's pretty sure he's a permanent fixture in his life now, albeit an unwanted one. He's not interested in being a pretty face and fame sounds like quite the nightmare.

His social life is a mess. He hasn't tried to date since he made the mistake of making a tinder profile at age 18 (some things cannot be unseen). He still receives the occasional random text from people he left on read back then. He has to change his number and email addresses frequently and even got in trouble at work for getting his professional ones clogged with confessions of undying love. HR tried to fire him over it several times since receiving personal emails on that magnitude is against the company policies but everytime they sit him down to fire him they just can't; While he's not a fan of using his looks in life, he knows all he needs to do to keep his job is shave his stubble and puts on a little foundation to cover those eyebags, then sits pretty while they try and fire him.

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Name Tiberius Wibbles
Nicknames Tibbles, Tibbs
Age 45 (yes)
Gender Male
Occupation Senior accountant
Trivia
  • Has checked out from existence since he was like 12.
  • Can't grow a proper beard, just ends up looking like a puppy with an overgrown coat.
  • Only accepts headpats in exchange for professional favours.
  • One time he teared up at work and they promoted him.
  • Doesn't have an alcohol problem, he's just a social drinker
  • Haters will disagree.
  • Will drink for the entire party but don't worry about it.
  • Hates relying on his cuteness but sometimes a man's gotta eat.
  • Thinks pencil skirts are pretty neat
It's Tiberius, not Tibbles.

Call me "Mr. Wibbles" one more time...
Q: A penny for your thoughts?

Tibbs: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean laoreet felis mauris, sit amet accumsan velit elementum non. Donec eu metus non lorem ornare sagittis.

Q: So what is your greatest achievement? And what do you hope to achieve in the future?

Tibbs: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean laoreet felis mauris, sit amet accumsan velit elementum non. Donec eu metus non lorem ornare sagittis.

Q: What keeps you up at night?

Tibbs: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean laoreet felis mauris, sit amet accumsan velit elementum non. Donec eu metus non lorem ornare sagittis.


Opinions on...

Maximus
"I wish Janice would stop trying to hook us up."

Donny
"No."

Janice
"I wish I didn't know about the fanfiction."

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