Atticus Saltbrine

- he was trained in a fancy culinary school and had hopes of being successful 

- he got framed for something and basically was chased from the country

 - he became a ship's cook, the ship was captured by pirates, and they literally just wanted someone to cook so they 'stole' him 

- and some of the cargo but tbh they didn't care muCh about it - and then left the rest alone - he remained a pirate for many years and got along with the crew fairly well despite the fact he was initially kidnapped

 - he picks up fights a lot and he has various injuries and a limp, but the limp doesn't stop him from still being fighty sadfhsdfg - he eventually leaves pirating and runs a seaside restaurant for sailors - he has a housekeeper who he later marries, she is round and gray and hits people with spoons sometimes(edited)