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Hey, you ain't bad. Just not as good as me!
Miles
he/him
25
31st July
Avian
Professional freerunner
Extra notes
The basics
I have too many brainworms for this guy and wanted to put together some extra notes without clogging his main profile too much-
- Miles absolutely does not think before he speaks
- Narcissism compressed into the form of a bird man
- Basically has no friends because he pisses off everyone in his immediate vicinity the moment he opens his mouth
- His sister is basically his only friend, she's one of the few people he isn't rude towards
- He's the captain of his freerunning team but only in name, none of his teammates really respect his authority
- The role of captain within the team is claimed by winning a 1v1 race against the current captain - to this day, Miles has remained undefeated
- Will throw up a big stink if people call him by his Chinese given name ("'Miles' is so much cooler, just call me that!!!")
Appearance
- Miles' dress sense is whatever he deems "cool"
- His wardrobe mostly consists of techwear and streetwear, mainly in black and red
- The only pants he owns are shorts, at least 30 pairs, it's like he can't breathe without exposing his thighs to the air
- Owns an unfortunate amount of shirts with odd phrases written on them (eg. 1, 2, 3)
- When he has to wear formalwear (for official events and the like), he usually rents out a whole oufit consisting of a waistcoat, dress shirt, pants and shoes. He despises how hard it is to move around in formalwear...
Miles has a noticable scar on his mouth. He shows it off proudly, like a battlescar.
He nearly always wears his hair up in a ponytail, with two little braids on either side of his head. Getting his hair to look just right takes up most of his morning routine.
Miles has feathery ears! They're a racial trait. Do not touch them unless you want to be bitten.
Trivia
Since when have I ever been wrong?
- Miles got the scar on his mouth from trying to eat a staple around the age of 10
- He makes up a different origin story for it every time he's asked about it in interviews so no-one really knows how he got it
- While fluent in conversational Cantonese, he basically can't read any Chinese and barely remembers how to write his own name
- Can however write Yards' Chinese name in perfect calligraphy
- Has a beautiful singing voice but would rather die than ever be heard singing out loud
- Prefers to beatbox very badly
- He wanted his stage name to be simply "Miles" but it was already taken when he tried registering and he will never forgive whoever took it before him
- His go-to for answers when he doesn't know something is unfortunately Yahoo Answers
- He enjoys perching from high places and he often hangs around places he shouldn't, but hey it's not illegal if you're not caught righ
- A very, very sore loser, will wander off on his own to a secluded part of the city to sulk and cry for an hour after losing a race
- Very active on social media, although the content he puts out is heavily moderated by Spectre
- Streams and vlogs frequently, mostly when the racing team is off-season
Food
- Miles has a strangely deep respect for food and table manners
- He's an amazing cook, capable of whipping up a tasty meal from the tiniest scraps of food
- That said, he's also fond of mystery "healthy" soups, making use of a whole periodic table of spices, seeds, beans and other weird dried things that he gets from the local aunties in the markets (to his sister's chagrin)
- He has a huge sweet tooth but the self-restraint of a god when it comes to his diet - gotta keep fit for running 😩
- Fave food is red bean soup
- He isn't too fussy about what he eats - it's about the quality of the cooking for him
Romance
- Date? Sounds delish!
- Miles never entertained romantic thoughts until he started butting heads with Long-ge
- Hadn't lost his virginity because he never loses 😎
- Chipped a tooth during his and Long-ge's first kiss
- *Circus music starts playing*