Vandeer

Vandeer is an annoying bastard, the kind of person you would keep away from but he doesn't take the hint or probably just doesn't care. He loves to pester and his preferred method is by internet, he is a bit infamous in certain communities. He doesn't truly do anything too harmful but he's very annoying which isn't something you can really ban someone for. Van also likes to keep track of obscure internet drama, he is that one guy who saves screenshots and links. Van still lives with his family and is too good to be effected by jokes that feature the words "mother's" and "basement". He isn't lazy by any means and always does chores around the house, it's sort of cute in a way but OK he'd probably be embarrassed if you said that. 

Vandeer is a deer, it's even in the name. He has awfully sharp teeth for a deer tho. Van likes to attach flowers to his antlers because he thinks they make him look pretty. He took the phrase "long beautiful flowing hair" a little too seriously and at some point it was long enough that it touched the floor.... It was a very awful time because everyone kept stepping on it. He has freckles along his face and body. 

He grows super attached to certain folks and shows his affection in... weird ways. Most either find him enDEERing, strange or unpleasant. His most favorite gift is venison! Which is deer meat! It's OK tho because it's from a lesser deer, most are either weirded out or oblivious. Those who stick around and enjoy his odd sense of humor usually form nice friendships with him! They're usually strange like him or are just really too nice... 

Fun Facts -

• Likes to keep his old antlers and baby teeth, he'll show you if you ask.
• Why, yes he's a gamer! Albeit an opinionated one. I mean the newer games just don't come close to the old ones and they removed really good features! Why would they do that?!
• His favorite snack food is jerky, thankfully he has the right kind of teeth to tear into them and enjoy.