Merino Banyes

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Merino = derived from the especially wooly Merino sheep; Banyes = horns in Catalan Symbol = Norse rune ‘stan’; stone He’s physically pretty tough, but easily intimidated, otherwise just a dork that likes to write stories (but isn’t very good at it). He suffers from strong hair growth (everywhere!) and he has to shear cut it quite often. That’s also why he prefers to wear turtlenecks and long pants, no matter how warm it is. He’s 7 sweeps old. His fetchmodus is dictionary. His prefered strife specibi are ramkind (battering ram) and shearkind (shears). He can also use hornkind and bookkind (i.e. basically dropping a huge ass dictionary on you). His lusus is a huge ramdad that terrorizes him for his bad essay grades (it’s fucking hard to write correctly when your hair covers most of your eyes). His quirk is really just typoing a lot. POSTED 3 YEARS AGO + 13 NOV 14 + 8:3

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Merino Banyes
Ovaris ovis aries
Banyes horns in catalan
HD hornyDefensor
RAMKIND, BOOKKIND, HORNKIND, SHEARKIND
DICTIONARY FETCHMODUS
battering ram + stick = ???
Special Attack: Piledriver
Knight/Heir of Rage
Spirit: Bunny + Horns/Stag Trophy = Jackalope
Polar Bear
Guy on tv, dolls, picture
dog plush, 3ds, box of cookies
Scribblenauts Starbucks Appstore card, Hello Kitty soda bottle, Ratchet from Ratchet form Ratchet & Clank on poster
Kitsune Mug, Monty Python's Flying Circus Box set, Fierce Diety Link Statue

slowly starts working on my fantroll...

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Merino Banyes

He's physically pretty tough, but easily intimidated, otherwise just a dork that likes to write stories (but isn't very good at it). He suffers from strong hair growth (everywhere!) and he has to shear cut it quite often. That's also why he prefers to wear turtlenecks and long pants, no matter how warm it is.

He's 7 sweeps old. His fetchmodus is dictionary. His prefered strife specibi are ramkind (battering ram) and sheerkind (sheers). He can also use hornkind and bookkind (i.e. basically dropping a huge ass dictionary on you).

His lusus is a huge ramdad that terrorizes him for his bad essay grades (it's fucking hard to write correctly when your hair covers most of your eyes).

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Your name is MERINO OVARIS. Man, you really hate that stupid name. You're SEVEN SWEEPS OLD.

The first thing you notice is how long your hair got again. About time to <strike>shear</strike> cut it again. It's really a pain in the ass. You prefer to wear LONG SLEEVES and TURTLENECKS because your BODY HAIR has the UNPLEASANT MANNERISM of growing just as much.

You love to write STORIES, mostly SLASH FANFICTION ...of pretty much everyone you know. But no one seems to be willing to read your works of tribute. You really can't understand why. They're excellent works of fiction and your writing style is superior.

Your CHUMHANDLE is hornyDefensor, what a clever equivocal pun. You like some good old inuendo every now and then, but usually you just happen to embarrass yourself with those. You do your best when typing buzt you can;t hepl thoes stupit typos. You probably could correct them, but let's be honest you're way too lazy for that.

You take a look at all those FAILED TESTS on your wall. No, you didn't hang them up, that's your CUSTODIAN' way of punishment. You tried to take them down once - never again. You're actually quite clever, if you didn't misspelled all those words all the time. Stupid words. Your CUSTODIAN even got you all those BIG AND HEAVY DICTIONARIES, but really, it's kinda hard to read them if you can't see anything. You're not really sure if he does those things because he wants you to study more, he wants you to give up writing completely or if he just wants to aggravate you. Your best guess is the latter.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS of choice is the RAMKIND. You like it, because it's another clever pun. Or is that called irony? Whatever. You also tend to carry one of those BIG AND HEAVY DICTIONARIES in your BOOKKIND with you, though you barely use it. By chance, your FETCHMODUS is a BIG AND HEAVY DICTIONARY, too, and itt would actually be quite handy if it wasn't that, yanno, heavy.

Your favorite specibus, however, is the HORNKIND. You tend to use that one in the contentions with your CUSTODIAN. Though that usually gives you quite the headache, you prefer taking him head-on. It's really less worse than the other way round. Man, you hate those stupid contentions, but your CUSTODIAN does those from time to time because he thinks you're too soft. (He might be right.)