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Your name is VEDNIS MENESS and you're a goddamn WIZARD.

At least, in theory you are.

You spend your nights pouring over tomes and grimoires, trying to unlock the secrets of MAGIC. You know it exists, you can feel it in your bones.

Other trolls occasionally ridicule you for believing in such whimsy and those occasional trolls often find themselves without tongues. They don't deserve to speak the word "magic" with such blasphemous mouths.

In addition to studying magic, you have an interest in COLLECTING STICKERS. You put them all in your JOURNAL and tend to favor the holographic and sparkly ones. They're just so... memorizing.

You also take an interest in procuring and selling odd and bizarre WEAPONS. You very rarely keep any of the objects you find, and to this date have actively used only one of them.

Your CUFFS OF LURING aren't just for decoration! They contain very strong magnets, and when in a fight, they're good for holding metal weapons in place.

You get a cut or two every once in a while, but they do their job beautifully. Eventually you commission an artist to paint them with MOONS and STARS, important symbols to you as a wizard.