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I'm glad to know that you see the sense in knowing that I am indeed the best. You're not as stupid as I first thought.
I suppose I can give you my heart in return, as a worthy second only to me.
You glorious bastard, after much competition on who is the most talented, the most attractive, or the most athletic, you had the audacity to steal my heart and I hate that I love you for it. But the heart gets what the heart wants, so I got you.