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--> IS THAT ELSA FROM FROZEN?

No, but close enough. Your name is TYNE WYNDELL, and it's so ridiculously cold where you live you might as well be the Queen of fucking Arendelle. You'd think that Canada "can't be THAT cold", as your friends often tell you, but the thermometer saying it's -25°C outside begs to differ. Two of these aforementioned friends of yours live in climates considerably warmer than yours, making their points even more invalid than they were before. You often get irritated when they complain of having a slow internet connection when you're the one who lives on a MOUNTAIN. The KANANASKIS, to be exact. The speed of your internet is the least of your concerns, aside from the miraculous fact that you even have internet on this punishment rock.

You often spend your free time on the INTERNET, as venturing outside requires great preparation, such as applying MULTIPLE LAYERS of clothing. The thought alone sounds like far too much effort for you, so you decide to remain cooped up in a dark room staring at a computer screen until you pass out. It's more fun than it sounds. Sometimes. That aside, one of your favourite pastimes is talking to your friends on PESTERCHUM, under the chumhandle annoyingFurry. You aren't too sure where the idea for that name came from, but the less you know, the better. Out of these friends, there is ONE IN PARTICULAR that you like spending time with - he has many names, such as "PRICK", "Сука Блят" and "STUPID" (you use the latter far less, unsurprisingly). His real name is JACK LA ROUX, and he just so happens to be one of those STUPID CUCKS mentioned prior that likes to complain about his internet. You wish you had his fucking internet, and you wish you knew what it was like to watch YouTube videos in a quality higher than 240p. Aside from him being an ENTITLED CUNT, he and you are VERY CLOSE. As friends, of course. You only like him platonically, you swear.

In other words, you're SEVERELY IN DENIAL.

What will you do?

OTHER

❆ TYNE'S family originally consisted of his parents, NOEL & THEO WYNDELL, as well as his older brother, TATE. When TYNE was 8, a forest fire ended up killing both of his parents, leaving TATE, who managed to save TYNE soon enough to save his life - however, TYNE had suffered third-degree burns on the left side of his body (upper thigh to neck) from the disaster, and was in critical condition by the time TATE had managed to get him to a hospital (proving to be impressively quick considering that they live in a mountainous area). As a result, TYNE was put into a medically induced coma for 2 weeks as the most vital treatment was administered.

❆ physically, TYNE appears waifish with his petite frame. he has very pale skin due to lack of sun exposure (and he's white trash) with freckles all over his body, especially on his arms and face. the burn trauma caused damage to his vocal chords; though it is not debilitating, it makes his voice sound scratchy, getting more and more prominent as he continues talking for an extended period of time. eventually, it gets painful to the point where he has to rest his voice, and takes breaks from talking to let them recover a little. (this wasn't too much of a problem originally, as he never really talked to others apart from TATE. when he starts the game and meets the others, it becomes very frequent for him to have to remain mute for half of his conversations - as his friends aren't aware of his scars, he claims it to be from choking on something when he was younger. the dick jokes he gets in response are met with "i was 5, what the fuck is wrong with you".) he suffers from anaemia as a result of lack of sun because of where he lives, meaning he can get quite lethargic at times. he finds ways around it, usually by taking naps at random intervals and blaming it on his timezone, despite this being the stupidest excuse any of his friends have ever heard. he hasn't clicked that they're not that stupid

❆ in relation to the climate and the fact that he lives at a somewhat higher than average altitude, his haemoglobin has a much higher affinity for oxygen. this contributes to his lethargy as he gets out of breath easily, especially in the session where his body has to adjust from being in his native environment to somewhere with much different conditions. he doesn't know any of this biology shit but PROXIA explains it to him and hes like, Ok cool

❆ he is the type of dude to eat cereal out of the box and leave all the cereal dust remnants for someone else to deal with. since he's a depressed teenager he obviously doesn't know how to cook shit, so when his older brother is out (basically most of the time) he lives off instant ramen and tinned soup, which he then claims is his "secret recipe" despite it most definitely being store bought

- he is this vine, but refuses to admit it

His EZ sign would be TRUE SAGITTARIUS.