Hades's Links
"Oh, mighty goddess of war! You won't stand a chance against a thousand tormented souls upon my lair! Strike all you like, your powers are but a mere fraction of mine!"
(...Thanks for playing along, Athena.)
"Dark lord of the underground! Show me your true power so I shall consider you worthy to be struck with my great furious claws of the Goddess of Battle!"
(...Gosh, what the hell is this script? I can't believe I'm playing along with this...)