Profile
NAME
SatanGENDER
FemaleAGE
21BIRTHDAY
05/24SPECIES
MonsterALIGNMENT
chaotic goodORIENTATION
DemisexualOCCUPATION
MechanicROLE
ImposterSTATUS
happily takenWORTH
At least 2 hooman soulsDESIGNER
ME.Satan is a pretty chill imposter if you aren't pestering her or her squad. (Posse?? Maybe.) You can normally find her either chilling with her boyfriend and their son, working on something around the skeld (since she IS a mechanic, might as well be useful whenever she isn't trying to end your fucking ass.) or she's bugging the everloving shit out of Astronomy, Lilli or Heejin.
Choose wisely. You can either end up with your blood on Satan's favorite hello kitty knife or you can find yourself being part of her posse.
- She has an egg on her head. (Not optional)
- Tbd bc my brain hates me rn.
- Design note
HUMILITY
PATIENCE
CHARISMA
EMPATHY
DISCIPLINE
HUMOR
INTELLECT
CREATIVITY
Satan is.. confusing. At best, she seems like a bipolar 21 year old mechanic but she's nowhere near bipolar-- If anything, she's anxiety ridden and has the attention span of a goldfish. Whenever she isn't having an anxiety episode or forgetting where she put her fucking waterbottle, Satan's pretty happy-go-lucky if she's around her friends, boyfriend or her lil boio, Chester.
Whenever Satan's around any of her friends or her boyfriend, Satan can be a smartass with the mouth of a sailor. (Her favorite words god dammit and motherfucker c;) Satan has 2 sides when she's around her friends, a caring bean that'll do whatever she has to keep them safe or she's loud and overdramatic. (and sometime's shes really nasty whenever she's around her boyfriend or Astro) When she's around the other crewmates, she's either quiet and keeping to herself or she's loud and a massive bitch because she doesn't wanna be bothered.
- Eggs
- Cuddles
- Slowed down music
- Hello kitty things
- content
- People
- Her knives getting dull
- Whenever chester cries (it breaks her heart :c)
- Losing her wrenches or gun
- Bacon.
Satan used to be a normal crewmate on the skeld before some kind of bug bit her on her thigh, turning her against everybody. (Even her boyfriend and best friends, Except for chester-)
It was a slow icky sunday when Satan got infected and turned into a monster. Satan was doing what she'd normally do while waiting for either Astro or Blue to get done with whatever they were doing, playing on her stupid phone and watching videos with Chester. Looking up, Satan saw what looked like a purple swallowtail butterfly which elicited a gasp from the blonde. Following it with her eyes for a moment, She got up and poked her head into medbay, "I'm gonna be right back, babes!! I saw a really pretty butterfly and i wanna catch it for Daddy." Stepping back out and into the hallway, Satan looked down at her son with a smile, "Alright, Chet. I saw butterfly that i thought Blue would really like so i'm gonna try and catch the stupid thing. Can you stay here and wait for your father and auntie like a good boy?" Which he nodded and grabbed whatever toys he had with him and started to entertain himself with them.
Prism trust fund craft beer deep v hexagon, butcher marfa vinyl keytar readymade literally normcore wayfarers. Literally disrupt schlitz biodiesel chicharrones XOXO, beard cold-pressed sartorial subway tile. Hot chicken single-origin coffee 90's butcher tbh. Small batch fingerstache cornhole everyday carry ramps hella pickled viral tumeric narwhal. Hammock live-edge kitsch, tbh narwhal PBRB iceland vinyl kale chips poutine celiac man bun gluten-free single-origin coffee keffiyeh.
Prism trust fund craft beer deep v hexagon, butcher marfa vinyl keytar readymade literally normcore wayfarers. Literally disrupt schlitz biodiesel chicharrones XOXO, beard cold-pressed sartorial subway tile. Hot chicken single-origin coffee 90's butcher tbh. Small batch fingerstache cornhole everyday carry ramps hella pickled viral tumeric narwhal. Hammock live-edge kitsch, tbh narwhal PBRB iceland vinyl kale chips poutine celiac man bun gluten-free single-origin coffee keffiyeh.
- Satan's a switch!! (sometimes she's babey while her hubsband is the big bean who calls the shots)
- She carries around a little scrap of hello kitty fleece material in the blue pocket on her pink jumpsuit.
- Satan has a son named Chester.(She cares more for him than killing the other dumb crewmates tbh)
- Satan has b i g tits. (at least a good 32DD if you wanna be specific)
Ahh!! The pancake babey- She's a good crewmate, honestly. Plus her jumpsuit is s o pretty oh my gods.. Plus she puts up with me and astro's bullshit.
Ahh my wonderful yet absolutely fucking moronic husband. He's a sweetie but man does he laugh at the dumbest things..
Astro is um... something else. She's a fry and a chimkin nuggie short of a combo meal for fucks sake. Not to mention she's protective over me and Chester (which i'm very thankful for, don't get me wrong here--)
Lilli is BABEY!! She's the cutest fucking thing and i love her to death. I'll kill anyone who touches that ginger baby. >:c
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