Alastor Atlantis

There's an ancient spirit trying to claw its way out of his body
He doesn't know that
But keeps making suicide attempts
AND FAILING

Death in a dream at one point: One's fate is inevitable. If it could truly be changed; well, that would throw the balance off. 

Some villain probably: //goes on a spiel on how he could kill him

Alastor: Are you trying to give me a boner??

"Do you ever judge height by if you fall off, would you get hurt or actually die?"