Profile
Basics
Likes
- Her chainsaw
- Rock music
- Gore
- Fucking with humans
Dislikes
- Animals
- Being laughed at
- Being ignored
- Getting hurt
About
The year is some future year. The world has been overtaken by zombies, which is unfortunate but ultimately too many people are dead to really care. Still, everyone is asking the golden question -- who was responsible for this? Well, Edison has no idea, she's just the cleanup crew. Hailing from a galaxy kinda far away, Edison is a shapeshifting prison inmate, born in a cell and doomed to probably rot in one. The words 'calm down' are not part of her vocabulary, as a constant thorn in the side of her planet's prison system. When he gets assigned to Earth cleanup after someone on his planet turned it into a zombie free for all, he couldn't be happier to get out of the cell and stretch his arms a bit. Edison isn't stunned by the beauty of the world or stupid shit like that, though -- they're totally down to fuck shit up. That's all they're good for, and that's all they'll do.
You're just a parasite, now close your eyes and say goodnight!
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