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Funnily enough, Cecil Valentine is a lot better known than the company he works for, Equinox. A multi-level marketing (MLM) company founded a bit over a decade ago, they sell all sorts of wellness products. Essential oils, diet supplements, if the FDA's stance is "yeah, we don't know if that works but it's probably safe," then your local Equinox Representative sells it. A middling sized company that's ballooned rapidly in the last few years, most would point to Valentine's acclaim as the reason for this.
Cecil Valentine is the face of Equinox, and for good reason! According to various interviews, he's been working with the company since the tender age of eleven, helping deliver products around his neighborhood on behalf of his mother. Having been crowned Equinox's Junior Sales Representative of the Year at fourteen, Valentine has gone on to make a name for himself in the multi-level marketing industry, and is regularly invited to speak at various conferences and conventions because of his wealth of experience and charisma. A multimillionaire, Valentine is also known for his philanthropy and down-to earth attitude. While some let the wealth get to their heads, Valentine is by all accounts a lovely young man, said to want nothing more than for everyone to succeed in life. After all, if some kid from the middle of nowhere can make it, why can't you?
- coffee
- astrology
- the bath and body works fragrance "champagne toast"
- airports
- horror movies
- trying to get coffee stains out of clothing
trivia
- afraid of clowns
- mlmlm
- almost failed biology in 9th grade
- a pyramid scheme forms a structure wherein the act of purchasing becomes worship
- lies for profit, not fun
- gloves mandatory unless otherwise stated
- freckles!
- very pleasant, very empty
- i have not kept track but it doesnt matter because he is staying with me
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past
good neighbors.
presentsimoniac.
futureflop era.