Profile
Harrison died doing what he loved: dyeing! That is to say, he was poisoned by the chemicals in a bottle of experimental hair dye that he bought on a whim. It's the '80s, baby, every beauty product on the market is a health code violation! The dye fumes made him go a little dippy in his last living moments, but the mixture itself also had the bizarre effect of inducing near-total hair loss on his head and face as well as supernatural hair growth on the rest of his body. He's also tinted pink now. Plus, like, he died. Not a great bag overall!
When Harrison comes to on his bathroom floor as a ghost, he's not sure what to expect. He's having a real bitch of a time focusing long enough to comprehend the contents of this Handbook that mysteriously showed up on the sink, what with the chemical-induced brain damage and all. He does manage to parse enough of the text to figure out how to get in touch with his case worker (and may he just say: BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING AWOOOOOGA) but she seems strangely reluctant to spend much if any time with him. Oh well. He appreciates her help (and her earnest consideration of his request for a version of the Handbook For the Recently Deceased with pictures) regardless of her elusive character. (He'll crack that egg eventually.) He can sort of remember her warning him about something--someone?--but when he tries to recall it his brain just hears Blah Blah Something Something Mr. Roze Be Very Careful Blah Blah Blah. Maybe he should have his next two sessions with her recorded.
Back in his home, Harrison finds the whole being dead thing increasingly difficult, now with the added bonus that he only has two more chances to snag the love of his life. Plus, this handbook is still SO hard to read!!! He's sure that he'll never learn a thing about the afterlife, until--what's this? Looks like there's a slip of paper in his lap with bold, flashy, surprisingly easy-to-comprehend text! And all he has to do is say some guy's name? Well, he'll take whatever help he can get! This beetle guy seems a little bored with Harrison's problems (perhaps he's used to being summoned for more eventful ghostly happenings? That certainly seems to be the case with the way he talks about his last job) but when given opportunities to leave he just... doesn't. Harrison isn't quite sure what to make of it, but he thinks he'd like it very much if Betelgeuse were to take him under his wing. Hell, maybe he'll even get a little advice on his romance troubles! Sure is a good thing that he gets into ZERO specifics regarding the identity of the object of his affections.
me when betelgeuse calls him Harry on account of him being. hairy: wow 🙄🙄🙄 so clever 🙄 i've never heard that one before 🙄🙄
harrison when betelgeuse calls him Harry: 🥺🥺 WOW!!! 😮🤩 you are so clever!!!!! 🤯😵 i have Literally never heard that one before!!!! 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😋😂😝🤣🤣😂
also i'm dating musical juno too. die mad about it
