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- banabna
- mjonkey images
- sleep
- being unemployed
- ACTUAL MONKEY
- physical activity
- 100 gecs
- british food
Idiot who accidentally traveled back in time way past when was allowed. Have fun in prehistory jackass.
Welp. Guess I better build a house around the time machine. Yeah. Yeah lets- DID THAT MONKEY JUST GRAB A FUCKING STICK????
Wow. I’m bored. How many years before monkeys become Hu- AW GOD DAMMIT.
Whatever time to advance my fucking tech tree. Oh sick. “Blah blah magic is advanced science” eat my cock and balls I am not saying I’m casting a fucking science this is a magic.
Wow I miss catboys. Lets- yeah. OOOH YEAH OOO. DAMN THESE SURE DO HEAR. DAMN. Wait how am I gonna sleep on th- CAN I STILL WEAR HATS???
Whatever fuck it I’ll advance some cats. ....that worked?
Did I accidentally be- WAIT. WHYS EVERYONE MAKING STATUES OF ME. HEY MAN FUCK OFF I- I DIDNT WANT A JOB MAN COME O- DO I GOTTA- AWE SHIT.
“What’s your name” hmmmmmm. Aias *hehe I’m so clever it’s alias without the L I took it out.*
Aw fuck wait I took the l shi-
Why aren’t you advancing your tech tree? I wanna go on YouTube again. STOP DOING MAGIC!!!!
Oh thank god i finally have enough time travel juice to go back home. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO BACK HOME????????? DID I FUCK IT UP?????
- This guy cries a lot
- Tries to get thrown out of the history books by being a whore. Didn't work, now widely regarded as fertility icon
- Has played the same fucking 3ds rpg 309193 times
- Did i mention he cries a lot?
- WORST sleep schedule EVER
