Zaire Axton

Cinderlite

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3 years, 6 months ago
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Don't look at me like that, like you've found me wanting. I'm too tired to deal with this shit. I don't just want to live, I want to thrive.

Gender Male
Pronouns They/Them
Sexuality Bisexual
Age 39
Height 6'4"
Birthday May 2nd
Sign Taurus
Region Galar
City Engine City / Motostoke
Jon Bellion - All Time Low
Zaire Axton
PERSONALITY.
Extroverted
Introverted
Instinctive
Calculated
Deceptive
Sincere
Indifferent
Emotional
Reserved
Affectionate
Cooperative
Lone wolf
Attitude Pessimistic
MBTI ISTJ-T

Trivia

  • Zaire gave up nearly everything he owned to his ex-wife. What little that was worthwhile and kept was donated to charity.
  • Zaire is the world's worst flirt. He's far from subtle and has some of the worst pick-up lines. He fumbles over each gibbering word.
  • Thief was Zaire's first pokémon. It was inherited from his deeply unhappy and austere father. He's been there with Zaire every step of the way.
  • Zaire is a deeply insecure and neurotic person. Throw his mediocrity into his face, and you'll soon find yourself flat on your ass.
  • Despite having had Thief since he was a child, Zaire never leveled him up until he set out on his Pokémon journey late in life. He's a poor trainer, losing most battles due to laziness and his lax attitude.
  • Zaire's dream career is that of a chef. He's particularly skilled at both cooking and baking, though the latter is where his talents lie.
  • Losing himself in a book is Zaire's favorite pastime. He similarly spends ungodly amounts of time daydreaming. His fantasies are about himself accomplishing various heroic activities, garnering respect and adulation from those around him.
  • One of Zaire's greatest weaknesses is cuteness. His stern, if tired demeanor folds in half in the face of a cute pokémon, doll, or something similar. He falls prey to spending exorbitant amount of cash on cute items, sometimes dressing his pokémon up in clothes, much to their distaste.
Pokémon Team.

Impidimp

also nicknamed Thief

Friendship

Zaire inherited Thief from his father at age five. They were slow to bond, as the pokémon often got Zaire into trouble with his kleptomania. It wasn't until Thief protected Zaire from a bully half a year later that they grew close. Thief is Zaire's closest confidant, the pokémon he tells all of his secrets to.

Happiny

also nicknamed Friend

Friendship

Friend is Zaire's second pokémon. She came into his life due to Thief's sticky fingers. Conniving little shit that he is, he got the bright idea to steal her egg from a Pokémon Center. It wasn't until it hatched in Zaire's backpack far from the center that he realized what happened. Friend has been thick as thieves with Thief ever since, mothering Zaire and all the other pokémon he's collected along the way.

Dragapult

also nicknamed Sneak

Friendship

Sneak, Friend, and Thief are a mischievous trio that often finds itself in trouble. Sneak stealthily plays the lookout while Thief steals whatever catches its eye. Friend is the distraction, luring people away from their purses and merchandise. Zaire is mortified by the shenanigans that the trio get up to, often repaying whatever vandalization they took part of. It doesn't stop them from their rascality.

Mudsdale

also nicknamed Mudd

Friendship

Mudd came to Zaire in a time of great need. Lost in an craggy region with no way to backtrack, they stumbled across the pokémon collapsed and in just as much need of TLC as they were. Zaire nursed the pokémon back to health with food, water, and potions. Mudd took to following Zaire around afterward. After months of companionship, Mudd let Zaire catch it in a pokéball.

Tsreena

also nicknamed Darling

Friendship

Darling was the first pokémon that Zaire ever caught without befriending her first. He spotted her in tall grass and battled her, nearly losing after alternating between multiple of his pokémon. Prim and proper, Darling loves to be spoiled. As needy as they come, Darling's presence demands doting attention. She often exploits Zaire's weakness of cute things to get what she wants.

Toxtricity

also nicknamed Spark

Friendship

The last pokémon to join the team, Spark is as docile as they come. Anxiety eats away at him, often causing him to discharge his electricity prematurely when startled. It takes coaxing from Zaire for Spark to hang out outside of his pokéball, but he always enjoys camping with the others, despite his shyness. With eyes for Darling, he is often found bringing her flowers from the field or sharing his food.

OVERVIEW.
Summary

Zaire is only ever mediocre at best. It doesn't stop him from trying, but it chafes that he's nothing more than a stereotypical statistic. As he's grown, he's become bitter, resentful with his lot in life to the point of a midlife crisis. It prompts him to put aside what he feels he's obligated to do (quit his standard, middle of the road job, for instance, to stop prioritizing financial security or other societal / family pressures for interpersonal relationships and settling down). His wife divorces him after 6 years of failed pregnancies because she blames herself, and it inadvertently triggers Zaire to focus on his real passions in life. He's on a journey to find himself and learn how to be happy, to leave a legacy.

Early Life

Zaire grew up in a suffocating and toxic household in middle class suburbs. His parents often screamed at one another over the most mundane and simple of reasons. Zaire internalized most of his father's rants to him, about how to be a man and what was expected of him when he grew up. Avoidant of conflict, even as a child, Zaire spent most of his childhood in the woods behind his home playing with his beloved pokémon, Thief. They went on mini adventures together, but were always home in time for his parents to not miss him.

When Zaire was eleven, he decided to run away from home after a particularly nasty slap to the face from his father. He stole away into the night with Thief and a backpack of his most precious belongings, including, but not limited to, his stuffed Chansey plush, potions stolen from his father, and money from his mother's purse. He made it a significant distance from home before his parents found him. They were so relieved to catch him that they took him home, made him his favorite meal, and watched pokémon battles before bed. It's the happiest memory in Zaire's memory of his childhood.

Pokémon Journey

After the divorce, Zaire sets out on his Pokémon journey to "catch them all". He has only what he can carry with him, and a sizeable sum of money in his bank account. Unfortunately, despite his fervent goal, he's bad at training his pokémon. Pokémon moves are a struggle for him to memorize, and he's too squeamish to see a battered friend and know he caused it. His dream of "catching them all" peters out quickly, but a new goal is formed: breeding pokémon.

After studying under a pokémon breeder for a year to learn the ropes, Zaire discovers an unexpected skill in taming pokémon and breeding them. He enjoys the long days, and the even more rewarding baby pokémon that hatch from eggs. His pessimism begins to transform itself into a more realistic world view after the first successful and profitable year at his own Pokémon Day Care. With a team of pokémon at the ready to help him, Zaire's finally found his calling in life.

LIKES

  • Reading
  • Traveling
  • Esoteric Fashion
  • Spicy Food

DISLIKES

  • Mediocrity
  • Bananas
  • Ghost Pokémon
  • Conformity