Bastard is a 20 year old sly little shit ass dog. Him and Rawr ensue chaos at it's finest. Having a bad day? Bastard and Rawr will make it worse for you on purpose. Your house is clean? They will dirty it for you. He eats limon lay chips for days, someone stop him. He gets into both verbal and physical fights with Rawr over the mot irrelevant shit, like the last corn chip. They commit arson together. He loves to graffiti on places they vandalize and has a little secret signature. His phone is compacted with unexplained memes. He does tiktok trends for fun.. He will mail you gorilla shit and call you bestie but hates you. A menace.