Cowboy

Yeehaw!! 

All american mustang

He'd love to really loudly tell you how big texas is

From some indeterminate state I do not give a shit

Pretty small but veryy fast

Claims he is actually 1% scottish and descended from tam o'shanter's Meg
He isn't, obviously

Came to scotland accidentally, he was headed for england to pursue a racing career and confused prestwick for preston

Not at all easy to spook, he is more curious than anything 

Absurdly friendly and eager to tip literally anyone