Riley

You know how everyone has some kind of childhood trauma? A repressed memory of something horrible that hapened when they were little? Well, I don't. I was born to Jake and Nameless, third in a litter of five. My worst fear was thunderstorms and the worst word I knew was 'golly'. For a while my favourite colour was pink and nobody picked on me. I wasn't afraid to kiss my mother in public and I was hardly ever sick. I still have all five senses and all six appendages and I've never killed a wolf. No one's broken my heart. No one's laid a paw on me. I never got left behind. I'm just a regular guy with a love of the arts and a smile that never leaves. How about you?