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Fionn.... I mean this with all the genuine sincerity and affection I can provide, but your bad luck is such a statistical anomaly that I honestly fear what force in the universe has all the good luck to counterbalance it.
Yes, I will accept your cookies to fix the door.
Okay so... I promise I'm not doing this on purpose but... okay so I may have pulled the door off of its hinges... actually that's inaccurate. I opened the door and the wrong side opened instead...? Um... I'm not explaining this well but I'd love your help. I did bring cookies for you and Clyde as a thank you.