TYMERK KRONOS

Your name is TYMERK KRONOS, and you've honestly forgotten how old you are.

No, wait, hang on. You must be 9 SWEEPS by now, right?

Anyway. You were thinking of heading out after this, but you PASSED OUT a while ago due to a SLIGHT OVERESTIMATE OF YOUR DRUG TOLERANCE and haven't had the energy to move since. You don't settle for the simple man's NARCOTIC-RELATED DABBLES - only THE HARD STUFF is good enough for you, and calculating how much of that you can take before you pass out or worse takes a lot of complicated maths. Maths that, sadly, you LACK THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY TO SOLVE PROPERLY. So this is a common occurence for you.

One of your biggest interests is SURFING. Other violetbloods often shun you for this crass hobby; after all, you can all live underwater anyway, so what's the point of practicing a sport focused entirely on staying above the surface? They also tend to shun you for your hive, which is not only QUITE SMALL but also SITUATED ALONG THE COAST, rather than underwater, but you're perfectly happy pretending to be a landdweller if it helps you CATCH THOSE SICK WAVES, BROSKI. You're not that interested in currying favour with your fellow seadwellers anyway. Having a rustblood for a moirail means they all see you as some HEMOAPATHETIC BULGESUCKER.

Man, it's not your fault lowbloods are cute. Besides, you kinda owe them one for massacring so many of them back in your days as PERSONAL ENFORCER OF THE HEIRESS. But that was a long ass time ago and you are SO TOTALLY OVER THAT SHIT, DAWG. You never really wanted to do it anyway, but HER MAJESTY just has such a compelling way about her. If you didn't know better you'd swear she was MIND CONTROLLING YOU. But that would be totally nutso.

Nah, just kidding. You know she'd do that in a heartbeat.

You quit her little band of ragtag highblood 'EXTERMINATORS' a good while ago now; partially due to not necessarily wanting to CULL INNOCENT LOWBLOODS ANYMORE, and also because she was so fucking obsessed with this goddamn rebellion shit. There was some candy-blooded mutant troll and his rustblood matespirit, and she was CONVINCED that they both had some sort of DOOMSDAY DEVICE that could INCITE AN EMPIRE-WIDE REBELLION. She tortured the rustblood girl to death trying to find out more about it. You told her you weren't interested anymore when they managed to capture the candyblood and he escaped under mysterious circumstances. There's something you REALLY DON'T WANT HER TO FIND OUT about your part in all this, and besides - you don't really care if the lowbloods want to start a rebellion. Death eventually comes for us all, and it can't come for you soon enough. The life of a violetblood is EXCRUCIATINGLY LONELY. You almost hope the rebelling masses kill you and stick your dead fish body on a pike. It would definitely be more entertaining than the drug-addled, isolated, guilt-ridden, miserable mess your life is currently. So no, you're no longer affiliated with HER IMPERIALNESS and her supreme plans for widespread troll massacre. She seems to think it'll do her good in the upcoming EMPRESS ELECTION, but you doubt it.

Speaking of HER MOST GRANDIOSENESS, your quadrants are a fucking mess right now thanks to her. You've been kinda avoiding your AUSPICE, Mercen Erosza, because you have SUCH INCREDIBLY INTENSE BLACK FEELINGS FOR HER IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, BRO, but sadly HER INCREDIBLE GIBLETS, also known as Hecate Nurath, has forced you into a KISMESISSTUDE with her that you can't get out of because she's LITERAL ROYALTY and also VIOLENT AS FUCK. Sadly for her, you've killed every single kismesis you've had thus far - which is exactly why you were so touchy with your feelings towards Mercen. You can also be QUITE INCREDIBLY VIOLENT when left unchecked. It's a good job your MOIRAIL, Hanton Ozzean, is one of the strongest mind controllers you've ever had the pleasure of meeting. You'll usually hit him up on Trollian when you're in need of A LITTLE PSYCHIC GUIDANCE. You have other friends, too, who you troll semi-regularly when you have the brain capacity to do so. Your trolltag is cynicalAframe and you write in a manner that is so totally rrad, #omeslice, even if it does betrray yourr accent somew#at.

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