Strych-9
Splattermouth
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- 3 years, 4 months ago
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- Splattermouth
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A well-known trouble making rudie, Strych-9 (aka, Strych, Nine, Strychnine) likes to kick up a ruckus wherever he goes. No one in Tokyo-to is safe from his harrassment. Having outfitted his skates with fucking knives for Optimum High-Speed Stabbing Potential, Strych very much will steal your shit while tagging your house. Of course, he did a couple sick tricks while doing it, so it's Basically fine.
Strych does not get along with other rudies at all. He considers himself friends with Professor K. K does not feel the same way about him. At one point in time, Strych used to roll with Poison Jam, but dropped those loser-ass dorks and their lame fucking costumes to ride alone. No clubs, no rules, just skating. In reality, though, Strych's just as big a loser as his old gang. The man spends most of his time challenging 15 year-olds to races and grinding his fucking face against the pavement when he invariably fucks up another rail grind. He may think he's hot shit, but he's really just a cocky dumbass that works at the local 7/11.
- Greasy junk food.
- Bullying people several years younger than him.
- Doing sick ass tricks to impress the boys.
- Stealing your flatscreen.
- Faceplanting in front of the boys.
- Tight clothes.
- The cops.
- Idk, fucking capitalism.
Look, if your buddy's got a problem with a lil paint, he can come kiss my ass about it!•
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