Basic Info
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Name
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Dusty R. Barrens
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Age
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24(?)
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Birthday
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August(?)
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Height
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5'6"
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Weight
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1 Dusty, or 136 pounds (approximate)
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Drink of choice
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Bourbon
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Unpaid tabs
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Too many to count
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Hometown
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None
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Currently lives in
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Platypus Gully, Red Rock Barrens
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you threw a sleazy used-car salesman, Bugs Bunny, your asshole cousin who always ruins the family reunion by booby-trapping the toilets, and a truckload of crappy Texas-shaped novelty items in a blender and set it to "obliterate?"
No?
Too bad. Here he is.
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