Basic Info
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Name
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Roscoe Everett Lacroix
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Age
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22
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Birthday
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January 21st
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Height
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5'3 (not counting the hair)
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Weight
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122 pounds, give or take
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Profession
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Cryptozoologist
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Profession that actually pays the bills
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Sandwich shop employee
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Favorite animal
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Jackalope
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Hockey position
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Forward (and don't you forget it!)
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Hometown
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Trenton, Ontario
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Currently lives in
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Sagebrush, New Mexico
Profile
If a golden retriever could be a person, and that person could be a conspiracy theorist, you'd probably end up with somebody a lot like Roscoe.
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