Chicken's Links
“Chicken has never met a dinosaur before! Are they all as soft and kind as Dio is? Because Dio is super friendly!”
“Aww, Chicken is just so innocent, I just wish the circumstances were better for him… I’m glad there’s some nice people around to help him out.”
“Chicken isn’t sure what ‘tech-nose-ology’ is, but Gabbi is super sweet to me! She likes to help Chicken with lots of things! Chicken is very grateful!”
“Chicken is such a cutie pie! He’s so nice, but I feel bad for how little he knows about… well, everything! Gabbi is prepared with loads of built-in information, so I can help guide him through these rooms! I’ll never let this little fishy get trapped on my watch!”
“News lady talks with many big words! She must be super duper extra smart! Chicken is not so smart. Maybe news lady will make me smarter!”
“Oh, this poor, blissfully unaware fish. He has no idea how dire this situation is. I tried to explain it to him, really, but he seems to find any form of conversation as an invitation to companionship. He’s both trapped and lost thanks to the Host’s stupid game.”
“Palm is sooooo nice! Chicken never understands half the stuff he says, so he must be the smartest hand in the world! How cool!”
“Chicken has THE funniest name out of everyone I’ve met! I mean- HA! A CHICKEN! NAMED FISH…! Wait, no, switch that around. A fish named Chicken. He is pretty funny conceptually, but not really good at receiving jokes. Chicken doesn’t really get puns, which is just sad! And I don’t like feeling sad!”
“The Host made this game for Chicken to meet new friends! Host is so nice!”
“We have some pretty useless contestants on this show, but Chicken is just… the embodiment of uselessness. He’s not funny, he just has a dumb name. Would’ve cut him out of the show if Purple Portal wasn’t so insistent on his ‘cuteness factor’, like we need that.”