A food motivated internet nerd who loves nothing more than hanging out with friends and crushing them at Mario Kart. He's currently a college student, and still has no idea what he wants to be when he grows up. He gets confused extremely easily, so simple things often have to be explained a couple of times before he gets it. He hates doing anything in front of a crowd. He only wears comfortable clothes.

Aehyz Roommate and one of the close friend group. Kiev likes to beat them at games just to get them riled up, as this adds an additional challenge to the competition. They have similar schedules, so they hang out together the most out of the group.

Scott Often grows impatient with Scott, but still loves him despite the fact that he can be a terrible person. They share a common sense of humor, though Scott's work schedule means that they don't hang out as much as they'd like.

Arin Arin is the gentle influence that helps Kiev stop himself from getting overwhelmed by a world that tends to confuse him. They enjoy platonic cuddling and watching each other play single-player games.