Spork The Hungry (DS2)

Biography

"I am Spork.

I served master as cook for many year. I did good job most of time. When I did not so good, master would take out the hurting stick.

One day, soup was too cold. Master put my face to frying pan. It hurt... but it also smelled really good.

It smelled really good.... I decided to cook master. He was delicious.

When town found out, they decided Spork was bad. They said Spork had to be punished for sin. They hang me high up in tree with rope.

That's all Spork can remember..."

Personality Traits

+Carefree, Friendly, Resourceful

= Hedonistic, Blunt, Curious

- Self-Centered, Simple-Minded

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Ideals

Good food and good company are the most important things this world has to offer.

Nothing is truly evil if it is a means of guaranteeing your survival.

Bonds

I have done and will do anything to stave off starvation.

Eat the rude.

Flaws
I don't think very far ahead - and the consequences of my actions is very rarely a factor in any of my decisions.

My main concern is my own survival; the well being of others comes second.