bert

please don't look at him he's from 2010

bert . gay . mutt? idk . 29

rock dude, really stinky and gross. never showers. wears the same pair of shorts for three weeks before changing. probably pissed himself at a party and that's his legacy. smokes a pack a day, and any extra butts he finds on the ground. smokes way too much fucking weed and unironically loves the taste of miller high life and pabst blue ribbon. seriously he's the most disgusting person you'll meet and he's still charming. snake in the grass. probably will sell you out for a few bucks and a pack of cigarettes.