Heatherdoe
heatherhorns
- Created
- 3 years, 4 months ago
- Creator
- heatherhorns
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Basic Info
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Height
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Six feet. No wait, Six foot one. Wait, Six feet? Six foot one? Hold on I'm not sure oh gosh
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Weight
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Approximately one Heatherdoe
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Banned From The Library For
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Repeatedly Making Sure It's Really, Really, Definitely For Sure Okay That She Can Take This Book Home
Profile
Recipient of the 2017 & 2019 'Exceptionally Mild Individual' award. Underneath the veneer of an unassuming Doe is a swirling torrent of anxiety. Heatherdoe's deep desire is to read a book at the park. She gets worried that ducks might want bread from her. She'd bring bread, but there's only so much she could give out. If she brought enough for everybody, then maybe she'd rob someone else of the chance to feed the ducks. It's all too much for her, but staying home would mean the ducks never get any bread. So she brings a loaf of bread to the park each day and leaves it for someone else to find and enjoy feeding with. She's never gonna get around to actually reading that book.
She gets excited about etiquette and compares Miss Manners books to a walkthrough for life. She doesn't necessarily want you to like her, she just doesn't want to upset you.
