River

River is an aloof and skilled inkling who isn't a big fan of change. He always brings a pair of headphones everywhere with him.

Often livewoomy-ing his day, River is an incredibly fast typer. He enjoys snapping pics to edit some dumb caption on them later.

If it weren't for his taste in current trends, his friends would call him the old man of the group.

River goes wherever life takes him. The less decisions he has to make, the... better?

Well, it's more like he won't complain, even if he isn't happy about it. Is he trying to be cool?

He works part-time at a record store-- What do you mean do Inklings even use those? It's for the aesthetic, man.

His job pays him just enough to fund his sneaker collecting hobby. He doesn't wear any of them.

River is a huge fanboy of Off The Hook and Dedf1sh, but is a little more shy about the former. (It's okay to be mainstream. ♡)

Other than them, he has an interest in lesser known artists.

He'll occasionally boast about the "totally underground band" he just discovered the other week.

He only ever seems to mention that when someone catches him listening to Off The Hook though.

Trivia

• River's favourite colour is mint.
• He likes bass-boosted music, buying new shoes, and Seanwiches
• He dislikes The Baller, short sleeved shirts, and Steelheads.

Details

• Beauty mark above left brow
• Two piercings in both ears (symmetrical)