Dave

Bob was once a normal thick man in the thick world until his first day of thick school,

He had heard it as a myth but could not help himself but to belive it were true,

The myth of small tiddy goth girl,

He had been the thickest man in the world, and everyone wanted him for that but no, he wanted the myth, one day his cousin, Jim, showed up, bob thought he was the thickest but he was wrong, when he my his cousin,

His only thought was homiside so that’s what he did,

At a day of school he met Jessica, the thickest gorl in the world, every boy wanted her but she only wanted bob,

Jessica’s ultra simp Dave wanted to murder bob so he could have Jessica,

Another note on Dave is that he keeps a unhealthy amount of Jessica’s hair in his locker,

Will bob ever get his STGG?

Will Dave stop being weird?

Will Jessica just date Dave already?

Will anyone ever find Jim’s dead body?

Find out on the next episode of

“The adventures of bob in the world of Dummy THICC”