Local neighborhood pigeon man. I fed it crackers once and it squeaked and made a peculiar face :] Now it collects bottom boys in their freetime whilst figuring out whether a short haircut really suits them.

HERE BOY! COME HERE! *pats legs* DON'T RUN AWAY, COME HERE!

Repressed bisexual and a fake Christian. She wants to be strangeled by some beefy arms, that's the good stuff. She used to have her alter ego "Sad Bitch" haunt her until they fused and became a lamb that she feared. You know what they say: you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself baa baa black sheep.