Fortunately & Unfortunately

While this Foodlie is technically one being, it somehow feels easier to refer to them as two, because... well, two heads aren't always better than one. Werespider calls them Fortunately and Unfortunately; the former being quiet and passive, and the latter being very noisy and rambunctious (often times trying to "play" fight with his... twin). It's generally very difficult to get them to concentrate on any task, since it seems that one head is always distracting the other somehow! They will go silent when being stroked, though, so long as they're both being paid attention to at once.

As for noises, unlike Actually's chirps and purrs, they make screeches and hisses. Well, Unfortunately does, anyway; Fortunately isn't very vocal, so it's hard to tell. It wouldn't be correct to say they don't get along with Actually, as Actually gets along with everyone and doesn't even seem to notice when Unfortunately is screaming bloody murder in his face. Fortunately is indifferent at best.