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His name is Mmmmmm(like the sound for a microwave) and he's a sarcastic 23 year old microwave object head who works at Walmart

His co-workers like to tease him by saying some of his actual name but then teasing him by saying a name close to it for example "Mmmmmmmmmmm-Mallory"

Just the customer being annoying
Him: MMMMMMMMMM 

His coworkers: don’t worry that’s normal let me help instead

Throws a chair halfway across the store
Some guy is like “you break it you buy it”
And without realizing what he’s saying he just goes “ILL BREAK YOU AND BUY YOU TOO HOW ABOUT THAT” then just turns to see a money object head and is like “BISH GET OVER HERE I NEED MONEY”

I can just imagine him at the desk where the loudspeaker thing is for the Inter come of the store him just saying “Ight low Lives I’m sharpening my knife at the moment so if you aren’t already heading to the exit and/or check out line do so now as the store closes in 7 minutes. If you are still in here when it closes I will hunt you down. Have a wonderful evening or the time you have left to live.” Hangs up and continues sharpening knife with his feet kicked up on the desk

Person: whats your name?
Him: mmmm
Person: Excuse me?
Him: mmmm *points to name tag*
Person: *looks at name tag* o h well hello Mr. Mmm
Him: you’re not pronouncing it correctly I h a t e people who don’t understand the difference between mmmm and Mmm